Eastern Conference Finals: Friendzone & The Artiste Break Ties, Wind

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NEW YORK CITY — The headlines in Finland this morning are all screaming “Pyhä paska palloja!”

 

In English, “unprecedented” doesn’t begin to describe Saturday night’s Eastern Conference Finals at the Bowery Ballroom. Extraordinary? Excruciating? Maybe “Banana fucking pants” is as close as we’re gonna get.

 

Every weekend, half of Manhattan heads for the Hamptons or up the Hudson, so about 800,000 are left to maneuver the tourists, hot garbage and traveling air guitar champions. Last night, every single one of those 800,000 showed up at the Bowery Ballroom and saw a true Pyhä paska palloja if ever there was one, as FRIENDZONE (Rob Weychert) and THE AIRTISTE (Jeffrey Stiles) tied one another in three consecutive air offs. But perhaps the most incredible thing was not a single one of those New Yorkers in attendance left before the long show was over.

 

It was extraordinary and excruciating and without a doubt one for the record books.

Live Stream TONIGHT from Eastern Conference Finals in NYC!

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If you’re in the tri-state area and looking for a little culture, then this is your ticket. But if you and your family are too far or too poor to attend, why not huddle around the Galaxy Tab 2 this evening and watch the mayhem from our livestream?

 

Show starts promptlyish at 9:00 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time on Air Guitar TV.

 

 

family time“Go Choad Soda, go!”

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Björn Prepares for Eastern Conference Finals in NYC

Pastrami on Rye

 

–But twenty bucks for a sandwich?

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THE SHRED TAKES MID-ATLANTIC CONFERENCE FINALS!

Came down to the short and curlies tonight with a near-tie between DOUG THUNDER STROOCK (Doug Stroock) and THE SHRED (Lance KASTEN). In the end, jumping from the speaker towers against your gerontologist’s orders still wins every time.

 

SHRED RFW

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Atlantic Conference Finals Tonight – Watch Live on Air Guitar TV!

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Our nation’s capital plays host to the 2015 US Air Guitar Atlantic Conference Finals tonight at the fabled 9:30 Club! The site of such thrills and spills as The Shred snapping his ancient ankles like dry twigs, and Tommy Fretless risking every bone in his body leaping off a balcony, the 9:30 Club will no doubt see some dramatic action tonight. If you are in or around DC, doors are at 8pm Eastern time and the show gets under way at 9. If you’re not around, that’s why Thomas Edison invented livestreams!

The livestream of the Atlantic Conference Finals will be on Air Guitar TV, so be sure to tune in this evening!

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