MOM JEANS TAKES PHILLY SEMIFINAL!

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In an unprecedented showing of absolute airness, and following a round three airoff for the record books, MOM JEANS JEANIE (Nicole Sevcik) took the Philly Semifinal with aplomb. Remarked celebrity judge and legendary drummer from The Dead Mikmen, Dean Clean, “it’s superb!”

 

SHRED (Lance Kasten) and newly reactivated-slash remarkably uninjured TOMMY FRETLESS (Adam Lee) will are also headed to DC in hopes of taking the U.S. crown.

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CindAirella takes KC Semifinal!

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KANSAS CITY, MO — From as far away as Arkansas and Houston, Oxford and England,, over 18 competitors (19 to be exact!) took the stage in at Kansas City’s recordBar.

 

Three winners emerged from Saturday night’s raucous show. ROCKWARD SILENCE (Conor Taft) will make his second appearance on the National stage in as many years. And longtime performer Sonic Biatch (Rachelle Landreth) will join him and the freshly crowned, first-time winner and Kansas City Champion, CindAirella (Elizabeth Melin) in Washington, DC on August 5th.

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US Air Guitar Shreds and Streams Brooklyn TONIGHT!

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Fuck crochet, experience tonight’s show IRL at the Knitting Factory in Williamsburg. Click here for tickets. Show will start promptly at 8 p.m., despite what the guys at kinkos misprinted on the poster.

 

Out of town? Afraid of subways? Jeans too loose for Williamsburg? You can stream the event here at 8 p.m. Easternhttps://www.periscope.tv/usairguitar

FEATURING . . .

Spudboy Twisted SistAIR Farty McFly Little Bro Peep VivianSlaughter SCOTTY KARATE OpRock (The artist formally known as operation rock a pussy) OpRock Air-O-Dynamic Matt Damon aka DOI! The BroZone Layer Georgia Lunch Smiley Rod Breeze Wrench Captain Airhab Filthy Fingers

& WILLIAM OCEAN and SHREDDY FUCKING MERCURY

PLUS SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE BY WORLD AIR GUITAR CHAMPION AIRISTOTLE!

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Romeo DanceCheetah, Jinja Assassin, & Rocky Rhoades take Chicago!

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The house was packed, the banner got hung, and the stream apparently worked but “maybe you had to be there.” Romeo DanceCheetah (Matt Cornelison) emerged from retirement and together with a resurgent Rocky Rhoads (Gina Czarkowski) and newcomer Jinja Assassin (Alexander Roberts), will head to the National Finals in DC to represent the ‘Shy.

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Oh, Mama! Oh, Nashville!

This is a Guest Post by Whit Hubner AKA Witness

 

Nashville Qualifier

1st Place: Nicole Sevcik – Mom Jeans Jeanie

2nd Place: Justin Amalgi – Smiley Rod

Organizer: Whit Hubner – Witness

 

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Recap: We started the night with a packed house. I swear we went from 30 people in the place to over 100 in like 30 minutes. The number draw from the magic cowboy boot happened. CindAIRella, who had already won a qualifier, but still wanted to perform for Nashville, declared that she would go first with an intentional DQ. That left the other 8 to select the remaining slots. It shook out like this:
 

1.CindAIRella (KC)

2.Jimmy Peters (Nashville)

3. Mom Jeans Jeanie (Atlanta)

4. Shorty McShred (Nashville)

5. Smiley Rod (NYC)

6. Stack Attack (KC)

7. Iron Dragon (KC)

8. Farty McFly (NYC)

9. Glory Wholesome (KC)

 

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