AIRISTOTLE BEARS U.S. STANDARD ONCE AGAIN

New York City’s AIRISTOTLE (Matt Burns) secured his second U.S. Championship Saturday night at Kansas City’s Midland. ‘Stotle now heads to Finland to compete against two dozen other countries in the name of world peace.

 

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Round two scores:

 

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Round one scores:

 

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Venue Staff: Still shitting themselves.

 

Afterparty spot: Mini Bar (DJ’d by Magic Cyclops).

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77 Responses to AIRISTOTLE BEARS U.S. STANDARD ONCE AGAIN

  1. Chris (The Fro) Harden says:

    I remember when Aristotle first competed, and he was too young to do so. I think he would have won otherwise. He was brilliant. Way to go, sir!