Monthly Archives: April 2012

USAG 2012 Tour: Fatter, Lazier, Almost Booked

Our boys at William Morris inform us they’re inches away from sealing the deal on the 2012 US Air Guitar Summer Tour of Egregious Capitalization. Inquires Futureboy’s forthcoming comment, “Why does it take your fat, lazy asses so long to figure this out … Continue reading

Brock McRock breaks iPhone while working undercover for the blog (updated with new lies)

BROCK McROCK snaps a front row photo of Steel Panther (above).  BROCK McROCK snaps a photo of DRY ICE, ATC, HOT LIXX HULAHAN, and STEEL PANTHER getting Starbucks before the show (below).

Air Accordionists took our jerbs!

First they ruin us all with the deliciousness that is nacho cheese, and now this?

Nordic heads home

Nordic goes Nordic

In 10 days our reigning champ and resident air ogre, Nordic Thunder, will be heading back to the motherland at the request of the mothership.  Such an impression he did make on the Finns that they have invited him and his … Continue reading